1. erik-steigerwald:

    annieskywalker:

    vevamadness:

    all the time

    MY LIFE

    true

    (Source: meme4u, via somewherein-alderaan)

  2. sherrocked:

    My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
    She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

    My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
    She’s going places.

    (Source: amovible, via somewherein-alderaan)

  3. gradschoolproblems:

    how I feel about my article draft right now

    You can accept or refuse. The choice is yours. But the life of your son depends on it.

    (Source: biosshock, via biowarefangirl)

  4. Reminder

    thenightvalepost:

    Nice guys finish last but smart guys don’t even begin and just stay inside and watch Netflix. They know what’s up.

  5. "WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg"

    me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

    WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

    (via jtoday)

    and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

    (via panconkiwi)

    That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

    (via gallifrey-feels)

    There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

    (via intheforestofthenight)

    yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

    (via pterriblepterodactyls)

    Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

    (via dawnpuppet)

    If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

    (via takshammy)

    And when you are in a morgue/science/medical lab STOP touching your face with gloved hands. You just touched dead things and nasty specimens with those, and you destroy the reason for wearing a barrier when you touch your goddamn face with your cliched pensive gestures. Also, no more eating in lab settings. Just, NO.

    (via lunapics)

    (via lighthawk)

  6. it’s and having a moment before everything kicks off! -All Time Low

    (via fuckyeahsimpleplan)

    mxtori:

    businessinsider:

    7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

    Click here to find out why these questions help you.

    This is so important!

    I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

    Don’t be me.

    (via sixpenceee)

  7. Elie Saab - Spring Summer 2014

    (Source: gam-ora, via muddled-thought)

    (Source: katiebishop, via biowarefangirl)

  8. (Source: horrorsoflife)

  9. notordinaryfashion:

    Oscar De La Renta F/W 2014

    (via extraneousaccessories)

  10. clothing adjustments that need to happen

    sassmasstersatan:

    merlsemrys:

    runningbox11:

    • shirts actually designed for girls with larger chests
    • plus size clothing ACTUALLY intended to accommodate plus size people not just scaled up littler clothing
    • clothes for tall people that won’t ride up
    • pants for people with no butts
    • cute bras in bigger sizes
    •the fashion industry’s understanding that there’s lots of body types and every body type deserves to feel good in the clothes they wear

    pockets

    Fucking pockets

    (via sunkissedbydreams)

  11. karthus:

    Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

    (via lighthawk)



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